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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

mobile blog?

Ladies and gentlemen I am taking this blog on the road! Ok, so I am still sitting inside my house, BUT I am blogging from my phone! This is actually quite time consuming to do, and will probably be shortish, but my lappy has finally had its final day.

Yes that is right, the laptop has finally gone the way of old yeller....in the sense that i took it out back and shot it. So no more web surfing for me ( goodbye, dear sweet pr0n ). And as I sit here, listening to Cher ( fuck you, shut up ) I am trying to find things to do with my hands. And that, interwebs, is how your uncle, mobile bloggy, was born...*sniff* isn't birth grand......fuck I hate babies.

Children crap all over your mobile soul
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Alzheimer's and You

FUCK! Every damned day!

Oh hi there, Internet, how are you? I'm doing swell, it's my days off, and I have volleyball later today. You may find yourself asking, " Why the strange blog title? " Or, " What happens ' Every damned day ' ?" OR " How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" Well, to answer those, I'm forgetful and I forget something at work at least once a shift... OH and 237, but you're tongue starts to bleed and the sucker no longer tastes any good at that point...fucking cheating little owl only taking three licks. ( if you understand that reference than you get a gold star )

And what did Lance forget last night? His glasses, and i'm PRETTY blind too. It wasn't until about halfway driving home that a road sign for my exit was coming up and I realized, " Hey....I can't read that...I wonder wh-FUCK!"

So among the many errands I must run today, and apartment cleaning I must do, Now I also have to drive all the way to work to pick up my spectacles, whiiiiich I am going to do right now. KTHXBAI !

Alzheimer's makes you forget you have a soul