Twas early this evening, I'd nothing to do.
So I went to my basement, and saw the smitten two.
Magic was played, not by me, but by some.
We tried to watch football, but with both teams, we were done.
So the wife made a query, " Hey, how about some TV?
HIMYM is on? " and her man said, " Fine with me "
So we all took a scamper, and fetched ourselves mead,
then we watched a great story, filled with lust, love, and tweed.
But sadly, unlike me, the two must wake at dawn.
"Well, I'm off to bed." The man said, with a yawn.
And thus, here I sit. Up with you, dear sweet...net.
But the night is not over, I can still watch porn yet.